Alcohol

What a drug...


..the things that alcohol can do to you, that make you wish you didn't remember. And most of the time you don't remember, if you drink enough of it, except that your best friends will never let you live down that ugly girl you kissed or that guy computer nerd that you danced with.

The things that alcohol can make you do.. *laughing to myself* It can make you invincible and make you think that no one can hurt you. (most often found in guys) Or it can make you extremely emotional.. (I know everyone knows a girl who is like this) It affects everyone differently. So much so that no one drinks or needs the same amount to reach their desired level of... well lets call it 'happiness'.

Take me for example. 2-3 beers and I am feeling great! Give me 4-5 and I am already wasted and looking for a garbage bin or scoping out the nearest toilets. My tolerance level is that of a 12 year old girl on her period drinking for the first time. It's crazy. And I am not a little guy at all, 6'1'' and 230 lbs. Then I look across the room at my buddy hitting on a girl, that is drunk, and is somewhere in the range of cute and horribly ugly.. all the while he is on his 6th vodka red bull and shows no signs of stopping. Unbelievable at the range of tolerances people have no matter their shape or size. All that really matters is their 'training' they have had previously.

When you are drinking the things that will come out of your mouth, faster than R. Kelly buying front row tickets to a Hannah Montana concert, are hilarious. You are normally the last one to tell "insert name" that she is wearing the ugliest shirt ever, but put a little Jack Daniels in you and you meet that girl at the front door with 3 other people and proceed to point and laugh... Why do we do that?

With alcohol, no one can have just 'one' glass either. We have to at least feel the buzz, before we stop. Because that's about the point when we feel frisky and look at our significant other with 'fu _ck me eyes and the point where we think we can still drive and not act too stupid. Although the definition of 'too stupid' is quite open for discussion as well.

Alcohol can make a quiet person talk, a loud person shut up, a stone-faced man cry and make you say things you didn't even know you were capable of. Alcohol is the biggest excuse for screw-ups ever. I mean it's at least worth a shot as a last resort as to why you did something stupid and ended up with a tattoo last night.

Alcohol, what a drug.

Everyone tries you, everyone pukes you up eventually, but they always come back for more.

Just some random Saturday evening thoughts.

Ciao-

Posted in: , , , , , on Saturday, May 9, 2009 at at 11:40 PM  

12 comments:

  1. Unknown On May 10, 2009 at 2:55 AM Wrote

    Haha, very topical given that I am suffering a horrible hangover. :P

    Never again.

     
  2. The Gust On May 10, 2009 at 8:07 PM Wrote

    2-3 beers? You are drunk off of one beer, Mr. Bame! You're a cheap date... :P

    It's definitely the easiest way to alter your consciousness, but it's also the one that makes you feel the worst the next day.

    Blame it on the Vodka, Blame it on the Henny
    Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
    Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-Alcohol, Blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

     
  3. xxxray On May 10, 2009 at 10:49 PM Wrote

    i agree with the Gust 100% about bamer being so lightweight..he's not a cheap date though.. damn, i wish:)
    i love alcohol.. it feel nothing! so yeah lets down some more "nothing" anytime!

     
  4. Bamer On May 11, 2009 at 8:55 AM Wrote

    @ all : What have all of you drinken with me a few times before? haha.. I would have to disagree on the 1 beer and I am finished.. err.. umm, depends on what that one drink is actually. :P

     
  5. The Gust On May 12, 2009 at 2:18 AM Wrote

    YOU DISAGREE? I've seen it happen - multiple times!

    1 regular sized-beer - or 2 small beers in plastic cups and you're more drunk than most.

    I loved the one night we drank 2 bottles of wine... and then had to wake up to go to Sorenburg skiing the next morning!

     
  6. Unknown On May 12, 2009 at 7:04 PM Wrote

    Hmm... we could give him the benfit of the doubt. He definitely drank a lot that night we played beer pong. :P

     
  7. Bamer On May 12, 2009 at 7:39 PM Wrote

    Hahaha... I loved the night of wine drinking.. wow what a headache too. :P

    And the beer pong night, well you took the cake that night.

     
  8. Unknown On May 12, 2009 at 7:40 PM Wrote

    I know... thanks for mentioning that by the way.

    :P

     
  9. Bamer On May 12, 2009 at 7:59 PM Wrote

    hahaha... :P

     
  10. Unknown On May 12, 2009 at 8:08 PM Wrote

    Haha, btw, I was sticking up for you by bringing up when I'd seen you drink a lot. :P

     
  11. Bamer On May 13, 2009 at 10:10 AM Wrote

    Yeah, but those were only 'shots' of beer per say. So it's not as bad.. plus every once in awhile you can drink more than your normal limit.

    :) Thanks though..

     
  12. Unknown On May 13, 2009 at 7:39 PM Wrote

    You're welcome. :)

     

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